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The official website for Evan Chaninkski. But who is he…

Evan Chaninkski is an illusion. He is actually about 21 rats that form a swarm in the approximate shape of a writer in Canada. Together, the rats are capable of remarkable tasks, such as holding a pen and riding a bicycle really fast. His creativity is sparked by ordering a box of 72 mini donuts, and then drained by having to write about stuff that isn’t mini donuts. When the rats aren’t procrastinating, they are usually washing the dishes.

To stay up to date with Evan Chaninkski’s work, you should visit this website every morning or evening.

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Daisy2021 Profile
Daisy2021 I love it! This is the best website 4ever!
Demon of the Deep Profile
Demon of the Deep This is sooo dumb
small goose Profile
small goose where am I?
Willis Profile
Willis This is ridiculous. From the pretentious rat blurb to the obvious fake name, this website appears to be run by a 13 year old.